Sunday, July 5, 2009

Dear my WR Savoy Trousers,

Your pockets are sexy, you make my butt look quite perky, but why... Why are you so flared? Why are you so low rised that when I sit down I fear that my butt crack will show (even when you are indicated to be regular rise)? How in the world did the belt loop rip after I washed you? Shame on you. I boycotted hautelook after I received you... UPS robbed me of my money - 50 dollars for customs and duty fees when the pair of jeans were worth $100 alone. I will never again ship by UPS from the States again, I have definitely learned my lesson (especially after that RTC debacle). Also, I have mad love for WR - but this will not do.

I love WR because I can lounge around work and it isn't uncomfortable to sit in... Good thing too, after waking up every two hours last night, I feel like I've got a hangover. It's sad being such a cheap drunk and worst of all, any alcohol in my system keeps me awake. I'm still traumatized after spending 3 hours not being able to fall asleep. The alcohol made me giggle, toss and turn, and kept my eyes wide open. Finally at the crack of dawn (around 5 am - ish), I drifted off into sleep land... Only to wake up 3 hours later and head to work.

So hopefuly, I make it through this day in one piece...

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